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Posted 5 days ago
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Posted 2 weeks ago
here’s a Google ad for a Microsoft song you download on iTunes.

here’s a Google ad for a Microsoft song you download on iTunes.

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Posted 1 month ago
me: heidi, what’s that thing i do that always cheers me up?
her: it’s either cocaine or looking at pictures of cats.
me: oh ya… cat pics
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Posted 2 months ago
heidi: josh
me: what
heidi: thank you
me: you’re welcome
heidi: youre my rock
me: my mental issues just compliment yours
heidi: complement
heidi: ;)
me: ;)
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Posted 2 months ago
heidi: are you nervous?
me: nah, i’m parkdale-tough, yo.
heidi: you’re not from parkdale and you’re not tough.
me: well… i’m parkdale sketch at least.
heidi: …i’ll give you that.
walking down a dark alley in tokyo
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Posted 3 months ago
you’re a block of snot… rock blockin’ snot
me to heidi
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Posted 3 months ago

don’t call her messy

i think i should quit drinking
and drugs
at least until i become a happier person in life

i agree
are you back on gravols?

fuck you
im gonna eat a pack now

that’ll show me.
that’ll show the world!
i just didn’t know you did drugs

only occasionallywhen my one friend does
butthat wont be happening anymore

you do tend to get pretty messy when you drink.
its proabbly a good idea to take a step back from it.
detox yourself for a bit.

oh fuck off

what??

i dont need a fucking detox
im not a fucking alki or a junky
you dont know shit about me

wtf.
you just brought it up.  i’m agreeing with you and saying it’s a good idea

dont fucking call me messy just cause youre hopelessly introverted and
i have to overcompensate for how goddamn awkward hanging out with you
is by drinking myself into a stupor
if everyone wasnt so fucking boring and annoying i wouldnt have to
entertain myself by drinking untill im a fucking joke

i’m not really sure where we should go with this next?

go fuck yourself and your shitty friends and your stupid pity parties
i dont care anymore im a messy cunt andeveryones getting called
outcause i dont needem

are you drunk right now?
i’m sorry if i hurt your feelings when i said you were messy

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Posted 6 months ago
dammit… Zoom

dammit…

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Posted 6 months ago

I had to call my boss today so he could get me in trouble for not calling him so he could get me in trouble

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Posted 6 months ago

i woke heidi up this morning to ask her if my ears smelled funny.   she asked why, laughed at my answer, rolled over and went back to sleep.